brennanmckissick:

I came to the realization I’ve worked every day for the past 3 weeks.
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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
  • sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

    stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.
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